Do you want to know something special?

 

me and grace are gonna go see sesame

street live. Thats how its gonna be like.

Were gonna get up on stage and start

rapping like a black nigga named Ludacris

and take our shirts off and spin them around

like a helicoptor and cuss like a mofuckin storm

in front of all the innocent little children and the

parents are gonna go crazy and then were gonna

scream stupid stuff like BIG BIRD IS A

STONER~KRAMMIT THE FROG! hells yeah

grace, FUCK SESAME STREET, GET HIGH LIL

KIDS! sounds like a good plan to me! WHO

IS WITH US AND THIS PSYCHOTIC PLAN?!?



But, oh wait, theres more...



im going to homecoming with that bitch.

And were also gonna start a gay kids camp

and we will inspire all of you gay children!

Yes, you got that right, were gonna inspire

YOU! you best believe it cause if you don't

youre gonna be makin fries for a living like

my friend here, Grace. Ohh that son of a bitch

has been makin fries since she was 5. Smoked

pot like there was no tomorrow. Now shes a

greasy mofo that smells like rotten eggs, shit

and trash all put together. YOU dont

want THAT to happen to you, do you? I didn't

think so. So be a good camper and come to our *wonderful* camp, it will be full of gayness and

stupidity! You sure will be a WHOLE new different

person!


Its time for me to go hit the sack...literally!

Dont forget,

*Gay Pride!*




I HOPE YOU CHOKE AND DIE!

                         *goodnight* =)

Currently-/+
-Listening to: Matchbook Romance- Your stories, My Alibis.

I am soooo tired. This morning was so fun.
I went to the gym to "tumble", Coach Joe
wasn't there so it was Neil, Kenny, and
Jeremy. When i got there, i just crashed in
the pit. I was soo freakin tired, dammn. Neil is
like a scary dinosaur. He has such a deep
voice and when hes joking, it seems like hes
being serious and all i can do is laugh because
it is TOO funny. He kept laughing at us cause we
were talking all niggerish and all of the rap
concerts hes been to...crazy mofo. I cant wait till next
saturday. Bagley(lauren) was there, and a bunch
of kids from the junior squad. We pretty much just
goofed off and then *Gregory*came!HAHAHA what
a funny little boy, i love that kid. He shouldn't have
moved to Tucks All Stars? WTF, boy you need to get
away from them serious people.Then Neil turned the
radio on and it was gettin crunk!!! Me and Erica filmed
some shiat. Total craziness. We ate a chicken-fil-a and
then to TJ max.AAHHHHHHHH i am so sick and tired of shopping,
BUT i did get cute tops thanks to some one...yeah yeah yeah
uhhhhmmmm then we went to the BIG k. I pushed Erica in circles
in the wheel chair and crashed into a wall a thousand times,
almost a person. wow. total insanity there. AHH!! we got
the cutest jammie wammies, im wearing it RIGHT NOW
because im about to sleep after i write this stupid thing.
It has cheer stuff on it, but yeah it is comfortable as fuck.
Erica got her stupid earrings and then went in to ingles.
BLAAAHHH its been a long psychotic morning and its
rainy n shit outside so what im gonna do is SLEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
and do my room, its gonna look so *cute* when im done.
I think im not gonna do anything tonight, sleeping sounds so
good, since i didnt really get any last night. There was no
car wash today, thank ggggoddddddd


Matchbook Romance

Beautiful Vendetta Red

<3 The Early November <3

okay sleepy time.......

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//currently listening to: Senses Fail- Bloody Romance

weeeeeeeeeee i just got home. I went out with my mommy.
I finally got new earings, i needed them aaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
Im so sick and tired of going to BJ's good god, We go there like everyday.
I was playing The Ground Folds acoustic version by Senses Fail and my
mom was singing along and i was like wowwwwwwww youre
cool haha. I can not stand country guys, well actually, i cant stand
country people at all (except for some nincumpoops) But yeah, anyways,
thats another reason why i want to move. People here are so LAME!
I am soo hungry, its not even funny. Hot wings w/ RANCH DRESSING
sounds soo good right now, as a matter of fact, thats what im gonna
eat. AREN'T YOU JEALOUS?!? yeah, you should be BITCH.

Im doing nothing tonight,so if any one wants to chilllll call meeeee nigger

ill write later since i have no life
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//currently playing: New Coheed stuff. It's good i like it


I just now woke up. Isn't that crazy? Haha,I'm watching
Spongebob, The cooking channel, and now the vmas.
Haha its so funny. I dont know what im doing today...
just being a bum =D
-------------------||\\//||aria-----------------im the coolest of the cool.
-/+ Last night was so funny. Practice was a lot of fun for once.
We actually accomplished something. THat's always good.
Me and Erica got ourselves a slushie from sonic afterwards.
Oh my god, We were driving down the road leaving the gym
and crossing over the railroad tracks and there was something
on the tracks, and we were just looking at it and then erica looks
and there was a train coming, aahhhhhhhhhhhahahahaahaahaa.
It was so scary, well not really cause it was like not even near, but
yeah, ANYWAYS. IM bout to blow the boys ass off. Three 6 mafia.
Enough said. I'm black.

Sometimes, dont you just want to SCREAM? I do. I want to scream
so loud right now that all the little kids in china can hear me. Why?
because screaming is fun and im eating cupcakes! I talked to
Andy last night for the longest time! I am not a retard. YOURE the retard.
Youre all retards. I love you!!

Im eating a cupcake and my brother just told me they were gonna go
straight to my thighs. Thank You Nick.

Thats so sad The Movielife broke up. They were a really good band too.
::SIGH:: OH WELL there are other good bands out there =)

Well i believe there is nothing left say except that I am Retardedly retarded
-Later

 <3

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//currently playing: Something Corporate- Punk Rock Princess

Anybody want a black cup cake? Alex is here. That is not good.
He asked me if he could have a cup cake. Im gonna punch him in
the face and beat him up and stab him with my spoon. Anyways..
We went the mall and then we went to Target, thats always
fun. I love Target. Then went to the Cingular place and then to
Old Navy, so erica could get  her little brown belt aww boohoo and
then to BJs, where we got the wonderful cup cakes. I kinda want to
go to the Brand New show on 11-3 or Saves The Day w/ Taking Back
Sunday on 11-8. Thursday and Thrice would be really fun to go to.
Something Corporate would be amazing. BUT i dont know, we'll see what
happens. Practice is in like 2 hours, it should be fun cuz wednesday practices
are always fun, especially since sarah is hurr! YEEEEEEHAWWWW!

im outie
-Later

<3
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Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah...ME so BORED!

-//Currently playing: Filter- take my picture
              its a good song by the way

Currently-
   Listening to: The Early November <3
     Eating: a Hot Pocket.. mmm mmm good

Listening to The Early November just puts me in such a good mood
so thats why im gonna listen to them. I cant wait to get the new cd.
Ive only heard 2 songs from it and it's so good. Nothing much is
happening today, I finished my math woohoooo. Todays so boring.

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1. What brand of toothpaste? Colgate yummy
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Seperate
3. What Brands? Pantene ProV
4. What flavor dental floss? pickle.
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? i wear low ankle socks
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? say what
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? yes its Donald Fucking Duck
8. Favorite color? orange,blue,black
9. Summer footwear: flip flops!!!!!
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? how do you like them apples
11. Lefty or Righty? guess what im a lefty amazing isnt it
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Half-empty
13. Bleh or blah? BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
14. What do you like about yourself? my wonderful stupidity
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? mwwwahahaha
16. Do you sing in the shower? HELL YES!
17. Do you talk to your pet? im talking to him now
18. Do you talk to yourself? yes.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? DR.DEAN HAHAHA NO.
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no, I dont.
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? NO!!!
22. Do you have 11 toes? yeah
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? hahaha i have tons of them..haha ERICA
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? uhhhhh yeah
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? uhhhhh yeah maybe
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? mickey mouse
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? oh yes let me tell ya
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? NO
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? green hahahahaha
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? uh no i bite my nails
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? i would use COVER UP duh good god
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? maybe.                                                                 33. How do you take mascara off? I dont ever take it off =) hahahahaa
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? girls dont turn me on.
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? hahahahahahahaha
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? yes i love lip gloss
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Gummi Sweettarts
38. M&MS or Skittles? SKITTLES!!!!
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? i dont have a mom.hahahahahahaha
40. What is 1+1? 11
41. What is your favorite holiday? crimmus
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: who??
43. How old are you? 14
44. How old do you WANT to be? 54
45. Where do you want to live? China
46. Where do you want to go? Uranus
47. Who do you want to meet? OPRAH hahahahaha
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? Yeah mon
49. Does pine-sol smell good? i dont think so
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? eggs                                                                                                                          51. Do you like toast? yeah
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? yeah all the time
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? people need to eat right?
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yeah
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? no
56. Clear or colored? both
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? mushroom
58. Where is your hand right NOW? punching your face
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? right ear
60. Okay or O'tay? OTAY!!! i say it all the time
61. French poodle or french kiss? POODLE!! hhhahahaha hell naw! it gots ta be da kiss yea nigga what
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? ...what?                                                             64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? what does rthat mean?!!?!
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? what if i dont?                                           66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? YES!!! NICOLAS!!!!
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no but she tells me shes 16 
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? No
69. What do you think of Smurfette? ???  Im one of them
70. What is your favorite book? How To Be A Gangster
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? wonderful and romantic
72. Salmon or Cod? neither
73. Crab or Lobster? chicken 
74. What sounds better: up or down? both
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? i chopped it off.                                                             77. Describe the best day of your life: when i took a shower
78. Broom or mop? neither!
79. What is your favorite word? faggot
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. YAY!!!
81. What is your full name? Loopy Girdle Tush
82. What do you wish your name was? i dont know
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy? hahahaha
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? i dont know 
85. Are your feet the same size? no
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs!
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? maybe
88. What are your Christmas traditions? violence
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? tear the mofo up
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? what do YOU think?
91. Do you like onions? what are onions?
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? YES!! SHAMPOO AND THE CONDITIONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
93. Have you ever worn a dress? uhh yeah
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? REALLY?!?!?
95. Frogs or toads? monkies                                                                                                96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? no
97. 8 or 3? 66
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? FOREVER!!!!! im the champion of that shit
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? YES!!! HE IS SO OFF THE CHAIN!!!!!!
100. You made it. Do you love me now? Only 100 more to go. OMG ARE U SERIIOUS!!? 
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? yeah they tasted like chicken
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? hair
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? no
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? no but it is AT SOMEBODY ELSE'S HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? no way
106. If not, what? skeeter or teddy
107. What about your daughter? larquanda
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. i cant remember
109. Do you read tabloids? no
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? no way jose
111. Do you like cotton candy? YES!!!!
112. Do you suffer from cramps? ive been sent to the hospital once :'( HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
113. Do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling? what
114. Favorite food? pizza, chinese
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? eat
116. Ribbed or plain? no
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? LALALALALA
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? how do you like them apples
119. Pepsi or Coke? coke
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? cookie dough
121. Favorite movie? SPY KIDS 3D!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaahha
122. Favorite Actor? paul walker 
123. Favorite Actress? cameron diaz i guess I DONT KNOW 
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? lucky charms
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? no
126. Do you shave your legs? no :)
127. Midnight or midday? MIDFUCKINGNIGHT!!!!
128. Hope or Billy? Hope
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q-Tips are fun
130. Dry or lubricated? hahahhahahaha
131. Fast or slow? fast
132. Hard or soft? hard BITCH                                                                                             133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Ice Cream
134. Spoon or fork? ill stab you with my fork
135. Are you crying right now? yes
136. Fling or flick? Fling
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? tomato
138. Look to your left, what do you see? an alligator
139. Look to your right, what do you see? your face
140. Who is at your house right now? strangers
141. Are your legs crossed right now? No
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? YES
143. Favorite song? i have a lot but something corporate- konstantine
144. Boxers or briefs? boxers for guys
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blowpops.
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? big red and juicy fruit mmmm
147. Do you like to fish? No i dont.
148. Is your grandpa cool?.YES!
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? not that i know of
150. Do you snore? yes very loud :)
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. rotten eggs :)
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." but i am a girl :(
153. Does it taste good? no it tastes GREAT!!!!
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I lick it.
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? no
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)  i dont read comics thank you very much
157. Acting class or class act?  i dont know
158. Upside-down or downside-up? upside down
159. What's up? chillin
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? a horse
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? myself
162. Blondes or brunettes? im a brunette.
163. Push or pull? PUSH!!!
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? yeah
165. Do you even read those door things? no
166. Do spiders scare you? YES
167. What does? your face
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? omg really??
169. What was your first word?  i cant remember
170. What was your first phrase? i dont know
171. What can you not pronounce? aojhwuehgsdmgnusdwehuaehgtdas
172. Did you know my phone just rang? yeah
173. Is your phone ringing? yeah
174. What's your phone number?  i lost mine can i have yours
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? no do you?
176. Are you in drag right now? .......No.
177. WalMart or Kmart? Wally world!!!
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Mariah is the best
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 5 :)
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? 1 :)
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? im so out of breath
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? nope..tricycle.......                                                          183. Are they flat? unfortunately...yes...
184. Can you do a hand-stand? yepperz
185. Front or back? Front
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? 8:28 im so smart
187. Are you on fire right now? thank you for reminding me
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? oh shittt
189. Sprite or 7-up? i am not sure
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? both!!
191. Bambi or Thumper? BAMBI!!!!!
192. Do you think Flower is hot? no
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? yeah                                                     194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? no way
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? there are??!?! 
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? no
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? no
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? 25                                                                                  199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? 630
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? YES!!

//currently listening to: Brand New- Seventy Times Seven
Drinking: Coke

UGH my head ache is coming back again :( I just got home from one crazy night. First of all, I was suppose to go see Grace, but that didn't happen (I'm sorry stupid) Then I was planning on going to go see a movie with Lindsey, Sabbrina, Katy and the boys, that also didn't happen (sorry guys, next weekend..maybe! haha) Instead, I went with Erica to Stonecrest, the nigger mall, and met up with Daniel and Brett. We basically just goofed off the whole time. My god, i am never gonna go to that mall at night anymore. Its like when all the negro people come out. WOW. We got kicked out of a store, of course. And then me and Erica saw people that we knew and dont like, which is bad. After that, We went to the fuckin bowling alley. HAHAHAHAHA, oh my god..I fuckin saw Matthew, which is also bad, and so we just hung out in the parking lot with some other folks. Johnny came out and then was all up in Daniel's face, but yeah we left. We went to Sherwood Forest and went go-karting and met some other people. OMG it was so fuckin funny, i was about to pee my pants. Hahahahahahaha it was too funny. Well, some people got a bit out of hand and the stupid gay people that were working there went and called the cops, how gay is that?!? haha but dammmnn it was so funny. I dont feel like writing anymore, so FUCK OFF!

Currently-
Listening to: Vendetta Red- There Only Is
..good song by the way

When i went to bed last night, i had a really bad head ache and i just woke up
right now and it hurts even worse. BLAAAHHHH i was suppose to go to the gymn to tumble this morning, but i still couldn't so yeah whatever. Guess WHAT! My parents are gonna be out of town all next week and im RESPONSIBLE for the house...helll yeah! PARTAYYYYYY!!!!!! anybody want to come over???? Hahahaha. MOST DEFINATELY

im gonna go eat some breakfast
-ill write later

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